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Professor Murder's Scandinavian Tour Diary / Photo Essay

In Scandinavia you can buy anything in a toothpaste tube - even caviar.

We are currently in the process of securing the American rights to this amazing talk show extravaganza where millions of people pay 3.99 a text message to try to guess this woman's favorite sandwich.

Oslo is secretly run by anarchist clowns that operate out of this abandoned lot that the government gave them in 1978 after Funkadelic performed an emergency crash landing in it while on a tour of saturn.

This is all our stuff - each cart cost 5 kroners, or 10,000 us dollars.

Apparently Sonic Youth has a large following overseas as well.

This is the cave/club we played in Bergen, home of black metal. When Mayhem played there, they had 2 bull heads on their rider. A student volunteer had to be dispatched to buy them from a butcher.

Norway has a large military presence known as "Uncle Jam's Army."

This is the middle of a large street in Bergen, where they've placed this basketball court. Poor urban planning, perhaps, but it really blows your mind at 3 in the morning.

It really says "blind love."

Stockholm at night from up on high.

This is the legendary Swedish electric blue chair - legend says if you sit in it you will one day be included in a tour diary.

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